genocidercyo: clockey: you’re the window to my wall you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
you-told-me-think-about-it: ohitsjustkim: fairgroundsoldier: 01012012: friendly reminder that after each passing day you are closer to finding your soulmate and your grave and eating your next pizza this sums up all of tumblr
homleschapel: summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
the-fandoms-are-cool: trillow: “i’m so tired of fake people!” i scream as i run out of the mannequin factory are you Rose Tyler
A mother was using her daughter's computer when...
treatingherwell: a lot of bdsm porn sites in the history. Later that night, she showed it to her husband, and asked what they should do about it. After thinking for a moment, the husband looked to his wife, and said, “Well, we obviously can’t spank her.”
horsefricker: in a moody to see a booty
hungarian: it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
knifefarty: if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more
iseeavoice: Why don’t we have teleportation yet? Who is in charge of science? Get the chief of science on the phone immediately.