May 2013
genocidercyo:
clockey:
you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
you-told-me-think-about-it:
ohitsjustkim:
fairgroundsoldier:
01012012:
friendly reminder that after each passing day you are closer to finding your soulmate
and your grave
and eating your next pizza
this sums up all of tumblr
homleschapel:
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
the-fandoms-are-cool:
trillow:
“i’m so tired of fake people!” i scream as i run out of the mannequin factory
are you Rose Tyler
A mother was using her daughter's computer when...
treatingherwell:
a lot of bdsm porn sites in the history. Later that night, she showed it to her husband, and asked what they should do about it. After thinking for a moment, the husband looked to his wife, and said, “Well, we obviously can’t spank her.”
horsefricker:
in a moody to see a booty
hungarian:
it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
knifefarty:
if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more
iseeavoice:
Why don’t we have teleportation yet? Who is in charge of science? Get the chief of science on the phone immediately.
